They
say
it's a
jungle
out
here...



Someone once said XXX about being in the jungle. I guess it's true, but there are lots of interesting (and strange) critters in the jungle. One of my friends looked in a hollow tree and said XXX. (I think he may be one of the stranger creatures in the jungle.) I saw a long black snake curled on top of a rock in the sun that filtered through the trees. One of the guys walked up to him and said XXX. The snake didn't reply and someone else said XXX. I guess that irritated the snake because he yelled XXX. I told them all to XXX.

We walked on and suddenly eyes peered from the canopy of trees and as they stared at us one of the creatures yelled XXX. Wally slipped a hand under his coat saying XXX. I thought he was going for his gun so I shot him. He promptly lost his cool and started screaming and he and I said XXX. Stanley passed out and Jeff merely asked XXX.

Out of the blue the jungle cops materialized and wanted XXX. The first cop understood my explanation and let me go. I told him XXX, but he said XXX.

Nancy started freaking out about the jungle eyes shooting at us and Katy told her XXX. Nancy insisted XXX. Then Gary said XXX.

There are just three more things I want you to know...
1. XXX 2. XXX 3. XXX...

Oh, Stanley wants to know XXX



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